A conversation starter for people who think gravelly voices, late-night piano songs, and beautiful musical chaos are a personality trait.

The “Ask Me About Tom Waits” tee is for the fans who know the difference between Rain Dogs and Closing Time, romanticize dimly lit bars, and probably own at least one denim jacket they refuse to throw away.

Simple black-and-white design. Maximum potential for unsolicited music discussions.

Somebody’s either going to ask you about Tom Waits… or avoid eye contact entirely. Both are acceptable outcomes.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!