A shirt specifically designed to attract the exact right people at bars, record stores, concerts, and divey backyard parties.

Minimalist, loud, and just obscure enough to separate casual listeners from the people who know Tim, Let It Be, and why Paul Westerberg probably should’ve been more famous than he was.

Printed in bold white lettering on a classic black tee because subtlety was never really the point anyway.

Wear it proudly. Someone will absolutely yell “The Mats!” at you eventually.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!