Inspired by the now-iconic quote from Hayley Williams (yes, that Hayley Williams), this hoodie doesn’t just make a statement—it throws hands. A bold response to country star chaos, this is for anyone who prefers kombucha over controversy and tofu over toxic behavior.

Perfect for the grocery aisle, the group chat, or the next Paramore show, this ultra-soft hoodie brings cozy vibes with a side of sass. Wear it loud, wear it proud—because if you’re looking for me, I’ll be in the organic section, minding my business… bitch.

• 100% cotton face
• 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
• Front pouch pocket
• Self-fabric patch on the back
• Matching flat drawstrings
• 3-panel hood

Disclaimer: This hoodie runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!